i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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