Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
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When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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