She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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