just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.