Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Keanu Reeves Photobombed A Couple’s Wedding Photos As A Perfect Gift
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
29 Married People Share What They Used To Find Cute About Their SO—But Now Find Infuriating
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.