is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
he thought i was a dude.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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