This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
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how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
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Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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