Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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