quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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