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so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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