I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
handjob tips. give me some.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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