that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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