She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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