I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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