what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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