You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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If its not for food we ain't going out.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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