A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
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