he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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