Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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