Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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