I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
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You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
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Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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