i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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