Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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