Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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