Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
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Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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