your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
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his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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