Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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