Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
These 17 People Made Horrible Decisions That Ruined Their Lives
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.