Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing