that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
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I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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