I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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