yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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