that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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