Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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