So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
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I was totally pumped and so was my beard
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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