she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
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I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize