she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
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You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?