Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
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As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
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When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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