i dedicated my morning wood to you.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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