Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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