I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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