Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
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Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...