I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia