....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
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We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.