I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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