so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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