There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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