Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I am spending my child support on dildos
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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