FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?