I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
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who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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