he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
You don't make any sense
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You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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