I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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