so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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