A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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